Friday, June 24, 2011
Friday, June 17, 2011
Local banshee faces charges of vandalism, destruction of private property, aiding and abetting acts of theft and looting, disturbing the peace, impersonating a super hero without proper permits, and copyright infringement.
Prominent DA blames Hollywood for "glamorizing and condoning superhero behavior among impressionable adolescents."
Local exman/voiceover actor continues to staunchly reassure general public that "mutants are not a threat to humans."
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Riverside real estate mogul, Buck Tupper, pulls listings and cancels showings after being attacked by angry salmon.
Authorities suspect something "fishy" about incident as ocean view property sales skyrocket.
Rival realtor closes on 6th beach house this week. Denies any involvement in attack.
Saturday, June 4, 2011
World's oldest high school senior dies during commencement.
In his 70-year-enrollment at Dipper P. Goose High School, Ronald Tiggles was best known as the starting quarterback, teacher's pet, and Great Grandpa. He will be missed.
Friday, June 3, 2011
Medium sized child found in street. Larger sized child had "first dibs."
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Local man ignores several Cease and Desist letters from Mars, Inc., and continues to "Taste the Rainbow."
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