Local banshee faces charges of vandalism, destruction of private property, aiding and abetting acts of theft and looting, disturbing the peace, impersonating a super hero without proper permits, and copyright infringement.

Prominent DA blames Hollywood for "glamorizing and condoning superhero behavior among impressionable adolescents."

Local exman/voiceover actor continues to staunchly reassure general public that "mutants are not a threat to humans."