The Clinton campaign took a turn for the worse when it was reported Sunday October 16, 2016 that her party's incumbent President—Barack Obama was unable to provide a valid United Stated death certificate when prompted to do so by local Trump supporters. When confronted with the issue, President Obama simply stated that he could not provide any form of a credible death certificate. When pressed by the media to explain how this was possible, the President went on record informing reporters that he is not dead, and therefore has no need for such a document. The news came as a shock to Trump supporters stating "any persons holding Presidential office must have record of a valid US death certificate." Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump is expected to leverage this groundbreaking revelation to secure his—quote, unquote—"imminent victory" in the race to the White House.
Local Pundit Karol Diggles is confident that the issue is a "gross misunderstanding" and assures local public that such a "minuscule detail" should not have any impact on the upcoming election.
