Monday, May 2, 2011

40 year investigation comes to an end as officials finally apprehend D'Jour F. Poupon, aka "The Great Mouse of Minsk." Suspect responsible for massive rodent infestation and conspiracy against felines.














Mr. Poupon eluded officials for years while his Mouseketeer Army attempted to develop a "secret weapon" to rid all cats from America.




Officials believed they would never capture Poupon alive.





Authorities to place moratorium on "never saying never again."