Babysitter Anna Tips arrested for posing as child psychologist extraordinaire.

Ms. Tips admits to having applied discredited child psychology exercises during playtime to wind down children and subconsciously encourage earlier bedtimes. The babysitter claims she only acted as a vehicle for the subject to manifest their own personal breakthroughs. She vehemently denies any responsibility for disruption in child's behavioral pattern.


Local apothecary immediately notified authorities of the suspected fraud after parents of Vernon Prittle dropped off phony prescriptions for Prozac and laughter to be filled for son.