Wednesday, May 19, 2021

Local man sells baby on internet because he "needed money."





















Local theatre enthusiast, Fred Fard, admits that it was a "bad idea," after being arrested on 6 accounts of abuse and neglect to a minor. Fard also remarked that "The state's budget for the arts isn't what it used to be."

Tuesday, May 18, 2021

BREAKING NEWS! Local Idiots Rehash Old Blog. Onion is Not Pleased...








Pervert carrot, and Onion adversary on the other hand appears to be VERY excited.




Local idiots seal the deal with Presidential handshake.