MAY 2011
It's official, May 5, 2011 is: "Dead Dick Party Day"
It's official, May 4, 2011 is: "Fun Bumps Day"
It's official, May 3, 2011 is: "Hearing About Your Old Sandwich Day"
It's official, May 2, 2011 is: "Redhead Nightmare Day"
It's official, May 1, 2011 is: "Seaworthy Terrorist Day"
APRIL 2011
It's official, April 30, 2011 is: "Your Drugs Fucking Suck Day"
It's official, April 29, 2011 is: "Lion Dick Day"
It's official, April 28, 2011 is: "Certified Commander-in-Chief Day" (not recognized by most whites)
It's official, April 27, 2011 is: "Pretending Size Never Mattered Day"
It's official, April 26, 2011 is: "Fish Ass Day"
It's official, April 25, 2011 is: "THANK YOU Kardashian's Day"
It's official, April 24, 2011 is: "Family Hams on Jesus Day"
It's official, April 23, 2011 is: "Great Hands, Bad Touch Day"
It's official, April 22, 2011 is: "Gentle Daddy Day"
It's official, April 21, 2011 is: "Hot Stench Day"
It's official, April 20, 2011 is: "High Hitler Ad Nauseam Day"
It's official, April 19, 2011 is: "Pigophile Day"
It's official, April 18, 2011 is: "Dirty Mommy Mouth Day"
It's official, April 17, 2011 is: "All Anal, All Day"
It's official, April 16, 2011 is: "Man-Droops Day" (testicles, not double chin)
It's official, April 15, 2011 is: "30 Years of Great Breasts Day"
It's official, April 14, 2011 is: "Big Tyrone Day"
It's official, April 13, 2011 is: "The Sound of Negative Balance Day"
It's official, April 12, 2011 is: "Lonely Man Pants Day"
It's official, April 11, 2011 is: "Babies Ruin Everything Day"
It's official, April 10, 2011 is: "French Meat for your Face Day"
It's official, April 09, 2011 is: "Bottom Boob Day" (personal favorite)
It's official, April 08, 2011 is: "Dog Hole Day"
It's official, April 07, 2011 is: "Jacob Dylan Free Day"
It's official, April 06, 2011 is: "Fun Bumps Day"
It's official, April 05, 2011 is: "Your Face is my Kleenex, Your Body is my Palm Day"
It's official, April 04, 2011 is: "High on Thighs Day"
It's official, April 03, 2011 is: "Hot Chobani Day”
It's official, April 02, 2011 is: "Girls with Dickhips Day"
It's official, April 01, 2011 is: "Trust Nothing Day"
MARCH 2011
It's official, March 31, 2011 is: "Annual Gay Racist Bike Race Day"
It's official, March 30, 2011 is: "Manscaping your Aunt Day"
It's official, March 29, 2011 is: "Annual Virgin Tears Day"
It's official, March 28, 2011 is: "Masturbatory Vault Fuck Day"
It's official, March 27, 2011 is: "Ass Heaven Day"
It's official, March 26, 2011 is: "Lovely Labia Day"
It's official, March 25, 2011 is: "Irish Penis Rememberance Day"
It's official, March 24, 2011 is: "Fertilize those Thighs Day"
It's official, March 23, 2011 is: "Ladies with Calzone Pants Day"
It's official, March 22, 2011 is: "Cut the Shit and Be Cool Day"
It's official, March 21, 2011 is: "Baby Sitters Day"
It's official, March 20, 2011 is: "'Where's Your Fuck?' Day"
It's official, March 19, 2011 is: "Hot Sausage Mouth Day"
It's official, March 18, 2011 is: "Original Fanny/Busy Ass Day"
It's official, March 17, 2011 is: "Gingers from Whiskey Island Appreciation Day"
It's official, March 16, 2011 is: "Annual Herpes Rub Race Day"
It's official, March 15, 2011 is: "Rub Your Zoom-Zoom Day"
It's official, March 14, 2011 is: "Show Me That Good Finger Day"
It's official, March 13, 2011 is: "Fart An Army Day"
It's official, March 12, 2011 is: "Butt Party Day"
It's official, March 11, 2011 is: "Carry Your Toblerone with Pride Day"
It's official, March 10, 2011 is: "Hot Uncle/Sexy Aunt Day"
It's official, March 09, 2011 is: "Fat Friends Day"
It's official, March 08, 2011 is: "Spit on a Tween Day"
It's official, March 07, 2011 is: "Bitches On Bananas Day"
It's official, March 06, 2011 is: "God's Slippery Hole Day"
It's official, March 05, 2011 is: "Grandpa Hammer Pants Day"
It's official, March 04, 2011 is: "It's Just Blood Day"
It's official, March 03, 2011 is: "Tickle 'Till They Cum Day"
It's official, March 02, 2011 is: "New Fence Day"
It's official, March 01, 2011 is: "Tiny Face, Big Pants Day"
